Beginning Chapter![]
Once Upon, a (Ian-Banks. Of his Dark, Romancing Charming Tale. I happened, to/have. Ended up, inside of his. Realistic hometown of, Allen-Texas. -> In/the: meantime, I'm, just being held. Downstairs, in, the: dungeon area. Just as (long, I am, cleaning) and. Flooring, my (teary-tears. Just, because I) want.-To be, taken away and. Living my, happiest life with. My: heroic, Romeo, Eric Balfour -> (Adam Rowan!)
As he is, known for becoming. My Hero boyfriend, who he is. Willing/to somehow, finding away so. He can/rescuing, me (from. My Romancing) Sociopath, Ian Banks. Of/course!
And just, when I am, overhearing some (footsteps. Walking down, in) my, Dungeon-area. So here (comes, James and) Ian. And-so, I (had/to. Run, off-into a.) Small corner, and, hide from them. And so, here's what (Ian. Though/he's calling, out) 2-me. "Oh-come: on, now (Techiya. Come-out: come, out/I'd) know. -> (You're, down/here.") And James, he's telling him!
Second Chapter![]
"Actually Ian, my: mastermind she's. Right there (in, a small corner space.") And so, I'm telling Ian. "Oh please no, I just (want. To be with, my) boyfriend. -> Adam-please/Ian, wait a (minute. James you, departed) me from. My boyfriend, the hero. Wait another: minute, just because he's. Become my, brand new. Adam my boy-friend, oh (hell no. Ian you'll, never-be.)
And you're never, going to be. My anything cause, you're, just nothing else. Than a Romantic, Dangerous boyfriend (snatcher. Of a sociopath, and by, the) / way. -> Ian/catch (me, if you can.) Besides, I am (going, to/blot away. -> From-you) so, see-ya". At least, I am now. Bolting away, from him as. Fast, as I can. - And just, as (when. I am, about/to.)
Easily reaching over, at the: top. Of the staircase, but/then Ian. Let's just say, that he glances. At James and, so (he would. Stop: me, as) he's. Dragging-me: down, and (handing me. Directly into Ian's, upward-direction.) - Although Ian (he's, saying to James. "Well done-my, Evil henchman James. Now, you go. -> Because now, I've gotten her. Under control"!
Final Chapter![]
Now that, James as he. Answering to him, "Oh: okay then, I'll just (be. Elsewhere upstairs, if-you, need-me.") -> Now that it's, just Ian, and-me. Alone, at last. Even though (he, is, holding me down. ) And he's: already, nibbling-me with. Rolling: his, head of/course. So then, he's (telling/me. "Oh: wow, Techiya/so.) -> That's: what, you, think of me. That I'm, a. Jewish boyfriend, snatching (romantic-dangerous: sociopath.)
Oh come now, Techiya, oh, come on baby. Don't you: look, away from (me. Oh: yes, yes, yes-yes.) -> Oh my: perfection, Princess-Techiya. Oh God, yes: I love, love-love. You're yummy, touchable/skin-tone. Oh baby, this is exactly. What you-deserve, now that (I. Caught you, from escaping. -> Oh) Techiya: oh, my: -> touchable yummy. Princess, I (have. Mmmmmm, mmmmm-mmmm.") -> And THE END!